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"I am no longer bound by social norms and will hurt you as much as I can with words." |
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"People need to learn to leave their personal lives at the door. This isn't the Kardashians." |
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"My skills are 2000% greater than Jodie's. She doesn’t know anything." |
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"You're not the boss of GoFundMe campaigns. I'm allowed to raise money for whatever I want." |
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"Which photo of your wife holding a slice of cantaloupe would you suggest for the cover?" |
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"I can't help it if light goes across the road, close your curtains if it bothers you." |
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David and his best friends spend a day at the office. |
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"This is a waste of company time and money and is unprofessional." |
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"I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot." |
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"That's not how it works. If you had a marketing person, they would have explained this to you." |
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"Dear Jane, I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead." |
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"I'm sick of you designers. Being able to draw and dressing like women doesn't make you special." |
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"I'm extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears." |
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"Nowhere in the Bible does Jesus have a sword fight." |
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"Please design a logo for me. And some pie charts. For free." |
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"Dear customer, I hope you fall and break your neck." |
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"When I'm riding my mower, I like to pretend I'm on a horse." |
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"Dear Neighbour, you are not invited to my party." |
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"There's nothing wrong with the current design, it just needs to be a bit more branded." |
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"You don't get to choose if you do your time sheets or not. You're not special." |
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"It's my most fervent opinion that you need to find a highly skilled psychiatrist post-haste." |
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"That looks like a dog with a blanket on it. I'm not sending an officer out for that." |
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"Strata rules exist for the benefit and well-being of all residents." |
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"Without a concise set of rules to follow, we would all probably have to resort to common sense." |
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Shannon's Colour Coded Coffee Cup Cleaning Chart |
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"That's not arguing, that's just you being a dickhead." |
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Hello, my name is Simon and I love IKEA so much I want to marry it. |
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"Foul language isn't clever, it just displays a limited vocabulary." |
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Simon's good ideas for websites that would definitely make lots of money. |
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Statements my offspring has made that make me wonder if there was a mixup in the hospital. |
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Kaleth the Adelaide Gothic |
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"You dont respect the property lines and you let your dogs run wild and smoke pot." |
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Twenty minutes on Chatroulette is like a drill to the head. |
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I wish I had a monkey. |
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"There were a lot more articles the last time I visited this site. Where's the one about frogs?" |
