Sixteen Different Flavours of Hell by David Thorne
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Sixteen Different Flavours of Hell

ISBN 9781735328607
Pages 226
Published 2020

It was an odd year. People grew jellyfish in jars, decks popped up everywhere, and Taylor Swift wrote and released an entire album to make everyone feel bad about themselves...

Sixteen Different Flavours of Hell is the latest book by David Thorne and is available now.

Burning Bridges to Light the Way by David Thorne
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Burning Bridges to Light the Way

ISBN 9780578598468
Pages 246
Published 2019

Decent bridges don't burn easily. It's the rickety ones that go up like tinder. Some are made of frayed rope and rotten planks - perhaps with a couple of Arab guys at one end waving scimitars at you...

Includes: Looks Good Lets Go, Above Ground Pools, Safety Squirrel, Office Fight and more.

Walk It Off, Princess by David Thorne
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Walk It Off, Princess

ISBN 9780988689589
Pages 248
Published 2018

Managing a design agency is a lot like running a daycare center. There's tears and tantrums, shit everywhere, and someone chokes on a pickle...

Includes: The Spot, Cantilevers, Bushpig, New Market, Ben's Poetry and more.

Wrap It In a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog by David Thorne
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Wrap It In a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog

ISBN 9780988689558
Pages 244
Published 2017

Have you ever entertained the thought of what you could 'invent' to survive & prosper if you fell through a time portal and found yourself in Medieval England? No? Fair enough.

Includes: Production Meeting, Brown Beauty, Mrs Gillespie, Smiling & Nodding and more.

That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel by David Thorne
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That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel

ISBN 9780988689596
Pages 232
Published 2015

Free squirrel with every copy (while stocks last). Squirrel bathing tips, secret underground tunnel locations, and the going gypsy rate for naughty children.

Includes Marketing 101, Squirrel, The Ride of the Valkyries, Deer Camp and more...

Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades, We Should Get Them by David Thorne
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Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades, We Should Get Them

ISBN 9780988689527
Pages 228
Published 2014

Why do short men walk with their elbows sticking out like they're carrying invisible buckets? Could you survive being stung by a bee the size of a bus? What's in Kate Bush's magic tea?

Includes Copywriters, Number Plate People, Woodwork, and more...

I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm and Has Chairs by David Thorne
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I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm and Has Chairs

ISBN 9780988689534
Pages 244
Published 2012

Emails, a guide to goat rotation, formal complaints, a sexy centrefold, and Justin Beiber's face Photoshopped onto fruit. What more could you ask for? Stories about old people buying cheese? Done.

I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm and Has Chairs is the bestselling follow-up to The Internet is a Playground.

The Internet is a Playground by David Thorne
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The Internet is a Playground

ISBN 9780988689534
Pages 257
Published 2008

Several people featured in The Internet is a Playground were a bit cross when it made the New York Times bestseller list. Even after I sent them signed copies.

Includes the viral emails Simon's Piecharts, Missing Missy, Obvious Foggot, Overdue Account, Massanutten, Grubby Tenant, Matthew's Party, Blockbuster and more.

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