shannon walkley

Hello, my name is Shannon and I eat oranges like a snake.

Due to my extendable jaw and high acidic saliva levels, I've found that consuming an orange whole and digesting it over the space of many hours requires no effort at all.

I can't move much while I'm digesting, but this has not affected my work as I can still move my eyes allowing me to look out of the window and keep my eyes on the petty cash tin.

Shannon's head Photoshopped onto a snake. Note: This is not a real photograph.


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