"Hello, my name is Jason and I'm a good drawer."

“Hello Sir, my name is Jason and I'm calling you today because I was wondering if your company is in need of a good drawer? No? Thank you for your time.”

People often say to me, “Jason, you're a good drawer,” and I reply, “Thank you.”

Each fortnight, I spend eighteen dollars (twenty percent of my income) on charcoal and butcher’s paper. It’s an investment in my future.

Here are a few of my drawings. They are all for sale. Please contact me immediately if you wish to purchase any of these masterpieces because I’m living in my car and haven't eaten in four days. You will need to provide your own poster roll.