Everyone's a Rabbit Except the Old Lady and a Frog

My coworker Gary wears his pants up around his nipples, and often when he arrives I say, "Good morning, Obelix." Nobody at work has read the Asterix comics, but not every joke requires an audience; sometimes just giving yourself a chuckle is enough. I told myself that each time I wrote a caption for the rabbit drawings in this book.

An all new collection of articles, email correspondences, and drawings of people as rabbits by the New York Times bestselling author of The Internet is a Playground. Available November 30 2026. Order now. Preorders ship 7 days prior to official release date.

Signed copies (1000 only) include a collector bookmark, sticker, and automatic entry into the November promotional giveaway. 75 giveaway prizes to be won including: 1 x DJI Avata 8K Drone, 1 x YETI Roadie 24 Cooler (Forest green), 1 x Wilson Blade 100 v10 tennis racket, 20 x tasers, 10 x ceramic rabbits, and 42 promo packs (shirt, mug, cap, 2027 calendar, inflatable punching rabbit).