Let's Eat Grandma's Pills by David Thorne




The May 10% off all books and chonky boy giveaway thing


About a month ago, I agreed to do a promotion for an Australian watch company named Panzera. I must have been in a good mood at the time and you're not meant to agree to anything when you're in a good mood. Regardless, I forgot all about it until a package of watches arrived from Australia yesterday.

I've put zero thought into a promotion, and I don't have a new book to promote, so I'm just going to do a 10% off all books and giveaway thing. I'm keeping one of the watches so there are 9 available.

If you want specs about the watch, visit Panzera's website, but basically it's a chonky boy and is apparently waterproof to 300 meters - which might be useful if you're a deep-sea welder or a whale scientist. The deepest I've ever dived was 3 meters and my ears hurt a lot. It was for my silver swimming certificate in 2nd grade; I had to retrieve a sock with a rock in it from the bottom of a pool. I also had to do the mushroom float and swim between a teacher's legs. It might just be an Australian thing because my partner Holly, an American, claims she's never heard of the mushroom float.

The easiest and fairest way to do these giveways is to include a codeword on 9 bookmarks. Simply order any signed copy below between now and May 23 (all signed copies include a bookmark and sticker) and check the back of your bookmark for a codeword.

Yes, you have to purchase a book to enter, I'm not Santa.

I'll also do consolation prizes, but they'll just be 27B/6 calendars and shirts, so don't get too excited. Some guy won a shirt last year and asked if he could exchange it for an XL. That's not how it works, we only order them in M. Stretch it, shrink it in the dryer, give it to someone else, or throw it away. The shirts are made by Gildan so they're basically unwearable anyway. Also, the calendars don't include March. This was intentional.

Giveaway ends May 23 2024. Nobody likes a straggler.



Let's Eat Grandma's Pills

Let's Eat Grandma's Pills

Expanded Edition / 258 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Let's Eat Grandma's Pills by David Thorne

Yesterday's Words at Tomorrow's Prices

Limited Print Run / 292 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Deadlines Don't Care if Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

Deadlines Don't Care if Janet Doesn't Like Her Photo

Expanded Edition / 274 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Walk It Off, Princess

Walk It Off, Princess

Expanded Edition / 270 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Everyone's Friendly and Nobody Gets Upset

Everyone's Friendly and Nobody Gets Upset

Limited Print Run / 360 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Wrap It In a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog

Wrap It In a Bit of Cheese Like You're Tricking the Dog

Expanded Edition / 248 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel

That's Not How You Wash a Squirrel

Expanded Edition / 270 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

Look Evelyn, Duck Dynasty Wiper Blades. We Should Get Them

Expanded Edition / 274 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



The Internet is a Playground

The Internet is a Playground - Expanded Edition

Expanded Edition / 300 Pages / Signed / In Stock
Panzera promotion: 10% off



Please allow 5 days for delivery within the United States. Delivery times for International orders may vary depending on carrier, destination country, and local customs regulations. United States orders are shipped via USPS Ground Advantage. Giveaway prizes include 9 x Panzera A-45D Automatic Dive Watches + 20 x 27B/6 promotional items. Promotional items will be sent with book order. Giveaway ends May 23 - check bookmark for codeword. Codeword should be emailed to info@27bslash6.com - corresponding order number and recipient address will be confirmed prior to shipping prize. Prizes shipped with USPS Priority and packages must be signed for to confirm delivery. 27B/6 accepts no responsibility for stolen, damaged, or lost packages.


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