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Forged almost entirely from thermoplastic polymers, this 60 minute Compact Disk contains over 26 popular Christmas tracks including the theme from that movie about the big boat and that other one about the two guys.

ASIN B01FRFSTOQ  |  Released 2016  |  Duration 60 minutes


"Thanks for the xmas present dickhead. Is this really the kind of thing you do in your spare time? You need to get a life. I listened to about 1 second of it and threw it in the bin. Don't send me your stupid shit and I expect the stuff about me on the website to be deleted. I spoke to a lawyer and he said I could sue you for defamation."

Lucius Thaller, Courier

"What the fuck is this supposed to be? I played it in the car on the way to work and it's just you humming. I put up with it for about 10 seconds and skipped to the next track and it's just more humming. The whole thing is you humming."

Simon Dempsey, Horse whisperer

"Not interested in your rubbish. Next time you think, "I'll send Peter something stupid" just don't."

Peter Williams, Real Estate Agent

"Is this really my xmas present?"

Melissa Peters, Receptionist

"How is the Neighbours theme a christmas song? And you called it A song about people by that guy. Worst CD I have ever heard.”

Jason Lowe, Magazine Editor

"Thanks for the CD. Just thought you might like to know you can hear a dog barking outside on the track called That Exciting Bit in Excalibur."

Jennifer Haines, Human Resources Officer

"Is this a joke? Nobody will buy a cd of someone humming. You should buy a guitar and I will teach you how to play."

Jon de Peinder, Bicycle rider

"That's just sad. I lol'd and then I put it on and listened to it and I was embarrassed for you. Did you seriously sit there and hum the whole thing? I was pushing the next button every time you started humming. I don't even want it in my house in case someone accidentally plays it."

Mark Pearcy, Designer

""Hi, I got your disk in the post today. I hope you're not expecting anything good from me this year.
1. It's just humming.
2. The cover photo and track titles are just tragic.
3. There are no christmas songs.
4. The back titles just say "that song from that ting" etc.
5. You can hear you washing dishes and stuff.""

Jenny Leavesly, Photographer

"Wow. More proof that you really are a complete moron. A whole cd of you humming? I hope you sank a lot of money into this and starve to death."

Robert Schaefer, Managing Director

"Received your Christmas present. You need some kind of professional help. How much did this cost you to make?"

Mike Campbell, Art Director

"Merry Christmas to you too and thanks for the music CD. One of the guys came in to see what I listening to and he said it sounded like you have down syndrome."

Jaimie Holding, Copywriter

"I'd rather listen to monkeys screaming."

Brian Mitchell, Accountant

"How long did it take you to do this? This is the kind of thing I was talking about. Did you do this during work hours? Is that you humming on the disk? You sound like an idiot."

Simon Edhouse, Account Rep

"I could only listen to it for a few minutes before I began to twitch."

Gina Caretti, Production Manager