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Hello, my name is Jason and I'm a good drawer.
"Hello sir, my name is Jason and I was wondering if your company would be interested in a good drawer? No? Thankyou for your time."
When I am not being a good drawer, I like to express myself creatively through the following artistic mediums:
Acting
I list my religion as Jedi at every opportunity I get. If I was a real jedi I would be the best one. I practice with my lightsabre every day.
Dance
In this picture I am using the medium of interpretive modern dance to describe the effects the industrial revolution had on fuedal english society.
David's note: horrifying as it may seem, this photograph has not been retouched in any way.
Writing
I am currently writing a novel that I know is going to be a best seller. In it, I travel through time and show people how to scan fine art.
Acting
I list my religion as Jedi at every opportunity I get. If I was a real jedi I would be the best one. I practice with my lightsabre every day.
Dance
In this picture I am using the medium of interpretive modern dance to describe the effects the industrial revolution had on fuedal english society.
David's note: horrifying as it may seem, this photograph has not been retouched in any way.
Writing
I am currently writing a novel that I know is going to be a best seller. In it, I travel through time and show people how to scan fine art.
Writing
I am currently writing a novel that I know is going to be a best seller. In it, I travel through time and show people how to scan fine art.
People often say to me "Jason, you are a good drawer" and I say "Thankyou". To some people, being a good drawer may seem like a hobby rather than a profession but I take it very seriously. Each fortnight, eighteen dollars (ten percent) of my income is spent on conté, charcoal and butchers paper. It is an investment in my future.
Here is a collection of some of my drawings. They are all for sale, please contact me immediately if you wish to purchase some of these masterpieces which will no doubt prove to be a very handsome investment.
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Whale Looking For Mate Charcoal on butcher paper $2,800 |
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Nina in Floral Dress, Summertime Charcoal on butcher paper $5,200 |
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Friendly Tiger Charcoal & Conté on butcher paper $3,000 |
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My MacBook Pro Charcoal on butcher paper $4,500 |
