Hello, my name is Shannon and I consume and digest fruit like a snake

Due to an extendable jaw and high acidic saliva levels, I have found that consuming an orange whole and digesting it over the space of many hours like a snake requires no effort at all.
Click here to view artist's impression of my head on the snake. Note, this is not a real photograph.

Petty Cash Nazi

Due to there being no petty cash left, with which Shannon was planning to buy her lunch, Shannon is now the sole key holder of the petty cash tin, ensuring she never misses out on her lunch again.

Shannon initiates operation "lunch money" with the unveiling of her new Blanket Of Security System (B.O.S.S). The petty cash protection vehicle features internet access for downloading itunes and windows for looking out of.

Today's Poll

What will Shannon buy with petty cash today?

 Home Furnishings
 All of the above

I once ate a rockmelon but of course that took many days to digest.
People sometimes assume when they see a hint of orange in my mouth that I am wearing a fashionable form of braces or afflicted with a medical condition requiring me to wear a mouthguard at all times - possibly in case of falling over during a seizure or maybe even that sleeping illness you see in movies sometimes.
Of course I cannot actually move or do anything while I am digesting but this has not affected my work as I can still move my eyes allowing me to keep an eye on the petty cash tin and look out the window.

Shannon Walkley eating an orange

Shannon having lunch

A snake digesting a pig.


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