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Hello, my name is Shannon and I consume and digest fruit like a snake

Due to an extendable jaw and high acidic saliva levels, I have found that consuming an orange whole and digesting it over the space of many hours like a snake requires no effort at all.

View artist's impression of my head on the snake.
Note, this is not a real photograph.

I once ate a rockmelon but of course that took many days to digest.
People sometimes assume when they see a hint of orange in my mouth that I am wearing a fashionable form of braces or afflicted with a medical condition requiring me to wear a mouthguard at all times - possibly in case of falling over during a seizure or maybe even that sleeping illness you see in movies sometimes.
Of course I cannot actually move or do anything while I am digesting but this has not affected my work as I can still move my eyes allowing me to look out the window.


Shannon Walkley eating an orange

Shannon having lunch




A snake digesting a pig.


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