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The '300 copies of 
that were ordered with the wrong ISBN because Holly kept showing me photos of hats for dogs' Promotion and Giveaway.
These copies are identical to the book sold in stores and on Amazon but with an incorrect barcode on the back. Think of it as a fairly lame limited edition. Apparently the barcode is for a book called The Secret Sense of Wildflower - A Southern Historical Fiction, which looks dreadful.300 'not for circulation' copies only. Order before June 30 2018 to automatically be entered to win an iPhone X or one of several consolation prizes:
First Prize
1 x Apple iPhone X (Space Grey, 64 GB, Unlocked).
Second Prize
Spencer's Nintendo Switch.
Consolation prizes
20 x copies of Poems About Trains on audio CD.
5 x promo packs including a 6-book box collection.
1 x dog hat that Holly ordered on Amazon.
Bonus prize
A date with my friend Spencer. Includes dinner and drinks at Red Lobster. Spencer enjoys camping and EDM and is approximately eighteen feet tall. Prize does not include travel expenses or guarantee of safety.
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