May 2024 Giveaway

About a month ago, I agreed to do a promotion for an Australian watch company named Panzera. I must have been in a good mood at the time and you shouldn't agree to do anything when you're in a good mood. Regardless, I forgot all about it until a DHL package containing 11 watches arrived from Australia yesterday.

I've put zero thought into a promotion, and I don't have a new book to promote, so I'm just going to do a giveaway. I'm keeping one of the watches so there's 10 to win.

If you'd like specs about the watch, visit Panzera's website, but basically it's a chonky boy and is apparently waterproof to 300 metres - which would probably come in handy if you're a deep-sea welder. The deepest I've ever swum is 3 metres and my ears hurt a lot.

The easiest and fairest way to do these giveways is to include a codeword on 10 bookmarks. Simply order any signed book between now and May 17th (all signed copies come with a bookmark and sticker) and check the back of your bookmark for a code.

I'll also include consolation prizes but it'll be 27B/6 calendars and shirts so don't get too excited. Some guy won a t-shirt last year and asked if he could exchange it for an XL. That's not how it works, we only order them in large. Stretch it, shrink it in the dryer, give it to someone else, or throw it away. The shirts are made by Gildan so they're basically unwearable anyway. Also, the calendars don't include March. This was intentional as nobody likes March.

Giveaway ends May 17th. Nobody likes a straggler.