The '300 copies of that were ordered with the wrong ISBN because Holly kept showing me photos of hats for dogs' Promotion and Giveaway.

These copies are identical to the book sold in stores and on Amazon but with an incorrect barcode on the back. Think of it as a fairly lame limited edition. Apparently the barcode is for a book called The Secret Sense of Wildflower - A Southern Historical Fiction, which looks dreadful.

300 'not for circulation' copies only.
Order before June 30 2018 to automatically be entered to win an iPhone X or one of several consolation prizes:

Please allow 2-3 days shipping for signed copies within North America. International orders may require additional time. Giveaway drawn June 30 2018. Winners notified by email.

First Prize
1 x Apple iPhone X (Space Grey, 64 GB, Unlocked).

Second Prize
Spencer's Nintendo Switch.

Consolation prizes
20 x copies of Poems About Trains on audio CD.
5 x promo packs including a 6-book box collection.
1 x dog hat that Holly ordered on Amazon.

Bonus prize
A date with my friend Spencer. Includes dinner and drinks at Red Lobster. Spencer enjoys camping and EDM and is approximately eighteen feet tall. Prize does not include travel expenses or guarantee of safety.


"Absolutely hilarious. One of the funniest books of the year."
The Guardian

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The Telegraph UK

"Guaranteed to leave you in stitches, Walk It Off, Princess is Thorne's most entertaining book so far."
The Boston Globe

"I once ate a handful of baby mice."
JM, Senior Citizen

"I laughed until I cried. This hilarious collection of emails and articles is for anyone who appreciates good storytelling and lots of sarcastic irony. Highly reccomended.”
Good Reads

"Ridiculously, funny... Walk It Off, Princess is the latest book release by Australian satirist David Thorne and may very well be his best.”
The Mirror

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