Where's Chris?
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Hello, my name is Chris. It has been suggested that I never leave the house and spend my life playing World of Warcraft but these photos of me are evidence that I lead an active outdoor lifestyle.
Photographic evidence that I leave the house and don't spend all day playing World of Warcraft:
  Visiting Pakistan.  Experiencing American culture.  Backpacking through England.  Exploring Saudi Arabia.  At the beach with a woman. We splashed each other and laughed but most of the time we just kissed. She told me that she would rather have her arms tied to two cars driving in opposite directions, both doing 60mph, and be ripped in half than live without me. I told her that she would probably survive this and that it would just rip her arms off and they would stitch them back on at the hospital. There would probably be some permanent nerve damage though. Even though she was scared of sharks, she knew that if a shark attacked us, I would fight it and win because I have arms and sharks don't.
email David photo evidence of Chris outside his house, leave a comment or twitter 27b/6 like a fifteen year old schoolgirl.
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