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Lillian gets a new mouse.
Will she be warned before using the mouse that has David's bum germs on it?

WARN LILLIAN!

Introducing the next generation in staff replacement technologies.

The LILLBOT3000™ has been designed to replace a Lillian in all required actions including twitching in anticipation of the arrival of a new pantone colour selector and adoration mode (can be set to activate automatically when Thomas enters room).



Features:
Semi lifelike appearance (Identical to a real Lillian)
Budapest Peasant Mode (Cooks cabbage based meal & serves to Master Unit)
Anatomically correct (with bonus removable head)
Attractive replacement heads available
Ability to speak 4 phrases including "your hair looks nice" and "do i please you?"
Self lubricating (within 50 metres of Master Unit)
USB and Firewire Ports

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Watch Thomas perform his famous mating dance for Lillian.
In the tradition of 'catch 22' and 'chicken or the egg', Lillian will have to use her mouse to access any emails warning her 'not to use her mouse'.

Lillians new mouse:

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